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A friend recently sent me a few jokes that were pet related; more specifically relating to dogs and cats.  The following joke made me chuckle and I hope it does the same for you.

Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they

(1) eat less,

2) don’t ask for money all the time,

(3) are easier to train,

(4) normally come when called,

(5) never ask to drive the car,

(6) don’t hang out with drug-using people;

(7) don’t smoke or drink,

(8) don’t want to wear your clothes,

(9) don’t have to buy the latest fashions,

(10) don’t need a gazillion dollars for college, and

(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children

Please send me your jokes or humorous stories and I can share them.

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